I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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