Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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