He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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