whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
