Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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