we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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