Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why are your pants in the freezer?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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