The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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