Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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