If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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