She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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