I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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