you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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