It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There's always time for handjobs
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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