he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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