they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize