All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
