Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My breasts were aching with rage.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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