I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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