He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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