Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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