PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Randomize