This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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