got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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