OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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