I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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