2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I fill condoms, not promises.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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