curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
