Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Randomize
