have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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