i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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