I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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