Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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