How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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