I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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