I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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