He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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