I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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