I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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