Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I am spending my child support on dildos
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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