that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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