i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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