That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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