when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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