I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
