omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You've changed since you got that strap on
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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