i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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