I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
