i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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