Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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