your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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