Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
