We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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