i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
A bitchslap is in order.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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