I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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